OK SO A LOCAL MARCHING BAND WAS GOING TO PLAY THNKS FR TH MMRS BUT THE SCHOOL WOULDN’T LET THEM BECAUSE OF THE LYRICS
THEN FALL OUT BOY OFFERED TO PLAY WITH THEM TO SUPPORT “ART, MUSIC, AND THE CREATIVE SPIRIT”
AND THEY ENDED UP PLAYING TOGETHER LAST NIGHT AT THE SECOND TO LAST MONUMENTOUR CONCERT
AND IF YOU CAN’T RESPECT THEM FOR THAT THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
my anaconda doesn’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
- me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
- me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
dude sell that shit to disney
Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)